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"Sometimes the hardest thing
and the right thing are the same."

A 232 Year History of our fight against Islam & why true history is no longer taught in our public schools...

When Thomas Jefferson saw there was no negotiating with Muslims, he formed what is now the Marines (sea going soldiers). These Marines were attached to U. S. Merchant vessels. When the Muslims attacked U.S. merchant vessels they were repulsed by armed soldiers, but there is more.

The Marines followed the Muslims back to their villages and killed every man, woman, and child in the village.

It didn't take long for the Muslims to leave U.S. Merchant vessels alone.

English and French merchant vessels started running up our flag when entering the Mediterranean to secure safe travel.

Why the Marine Hymn contains the verse, "To the Shores of Tripoli ".

This is very interesting and a must read piece of our history. It points out where we may be heading.

Most Americans are unaware of the fact that over two hundred years ago the United States had declared war on Islam, and Thomas Jefferson led the charge!

At the height of the 18th century, Muslim pirates (the "Barbary Pirates") were the terror of the Mediterranean and a large area of the North Atlantic .

They attacked every ship in sight, and held the crews for exorbitant ransoms. Those taken hostage were subjected to barbaric treatment and wrote heart-breaking letters home, begging their governments and families to pay whatever their Mohammedan captors demanded.

These extortionists of the high seas represented the North African Islamic nations of Tripoli, Tunis , Morocco , and Algiers - collectively referred to as the Barbary Coast - and presented a dangerous and unprovoked threat to the new American Republic .

Before the Revolutionary War, U.S. merchant ships had been under the protection of Great Britain . When the U.S. declared its independence and entered into war, the ships of the United States were protected by France.

However, once the war was won, America had to protect its own fleets.

Thus, the birth of the U.S. Navy. Beginning in 1784, 17 years before he would become president, Thomas Jefferson became America's Minister to France. That same year, the U.S. Congress sought to appease its Muslim adversaries by following in the footsteps of European nations who paid bribes to the Barbary States rather than engaging them in war.

In July of 1785, Algerian pirates captured American ships, and the Dye of Algiers demanded an unheard-of ransom of $60,000. It was a plain and simple case of extortion, and Thomas Jefferson was vehemently opposed to any further payments.

Instead, he proposed to Congress the formation of a coalition of allied nations who together could force the Islamic states into peace. A disinterested Congress decided to pay the ransom.

In 1786, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams met with Tripoli's ambassador to Great Britain to ask by what right his nation attacked American ships and enslaved American citizens, and why Muslims held so much hostility towards America, a nation with which they had no previous contacts.

The two future presidents reported that Ambassador Sidi Haji Abdul Rahman Adja had answered that Islam "was founded on the Laws of their Prophet, that it was written in their Quran that all nations who would not acknowledge their authority were sinners, that it was their right and duty to make war upon them wherever they could be found, and to make slaves of all they could take as prisoners, and that every Musselman (Muslim) who should be slain in battle was sure to go to Paradise."

Despite this stunning admission of premeditated violence on non-Muslim nations, as well as the objections of many notable American leaders, including George Washington, who warned that caving in was both wrong and would only further embolden the enemy, for the following fifteen years, the American government paid the Muslims millions of dollars for the safe passage of American ships or the return of American hostages.

The payments in ransom and tribute amounted to over 20 percent of the United States government annual revenues in 1800.

Jefferson was disgusted. Shortly after his being sworn in as the third President of the United States in 1801, the Pasha of Tripoli sent him a note demanding the immediate payment of $225,000 plus $25,000 a year for every year forthcoming.

That changed everything.

Jefferson let the Pasha know, in no uncertain terms, what he could do with his demand. The Pasha responded by cutting down the flagpole at the American consulate and declared war on the United States.

Tunis, Morocco, and Algiers immediately followed suit.

Jefferson, until now, had been against America raising a naval force for anything beyond coastal defense, but, having watched his nation be cowed by Islamic thuggery for long enough, decided that it was finally time to meet force with force.

He dispatched a squadron of frigates to the Mediterranean and taught the Muslim nations of the Barbary Coast a lesson he hoped they would never forget. Congress authorized Jefferson to empower U.S. ships to seize all vessels and goods of the Pasha of Tripoli and to "cause to be done all other acts of precaution or hostility as the state of war would justify".

When Algiers and Tunis, who were both accustomed to American cowardice and acquiescence, saw the newly independent United States had both the will and the right to strike back, they quickly abandoned their allegiance to Tripoli.

The war with Tripoli lasted for four more years, and raged up again in 1815. The bravery of the U.S. Marine Corps in these wars led to the line "to the shores of Tripoli" in the Marine Hymn, and they would forever be known as "leathernecks" for the leather collars of their uniforms, designed to prevent their heads from being cut off by the Muslim scimitars when boarding enemy ships.

Islam, and what its Barbary followers justified doing in the name of their prophet and their god, disturbed Jefferson quite deeply.

America had a tradition of religious tolerance. In fact Jefferson, himself, had co-authored the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom, but fundamentalist Islam was like no other religion the world had ever seen.

A religion based on supremacy, whose holy book not only condoned but mandated violence against unbelievers, was unacceptable to him.

His greatest fear was that someday this brand of Islam would return and pose an even greater threat to the United States .

This should concern every American. That Muslims have brought about women-only classes and swimming times in America at taxpayer-funded universities and public pools; that Christians, Jews, and Hindus have been banned from serving on juries where Muslim defendants are being judged; Piggy banks and Porky Pig tissue dispensers have been banned from workplaces because they offend Islamist sensibilities; ice cream has been discontinued at certain Burger King locations because the picture on the wrapper looks similar to the Arabic script for Allah; public schools are pulling pork from their menus; on and on and on and on..

It's death by a thousand cuts, or inch-by-inch as some refer to it, and most Americans have no idea that this battle is being waged every day across America. By not fighting back, by allowing groups to obfuscate what is really happening, and not insisting that the Islamists adapt to our culture, the United States is cutting its own throat with a politically correct knife, and helping to further the Islamists' agenda.

Sadly, it appears that today America's leaders would rather be politically correct than victorious! Now we have allowed Muslims to penetrate government offices in many Western countries and should be cautious as to their agendas.

Houston, Texas

Before Hurricane Harvey and after historic flooding.
Sept. 27th, 2017

"Your  fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and  bull-strong." 

"Keep skunks and bankers at a  distance."

"Life is simpler when you plow around the  stump."

"A bumble bee is considerably faster than a  John Deere tractor."

"Words that soak into your ears  are whispered.....not yelled."

"Meanness don't just  happen overnight."

"Forgive your enemies; it messes  up their heads."

"Do not corner something that you  know is meaner than you."

"It don't take a very big  person to carry a grudge."

"You cannot unsay a cruel  word."

"Every path has a few puddles."

"When  you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty."

"The  best sermons are lived, not preached."

"Most of the  stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway." 

"Don't judge folks by their relatives. 

"Remember that silence is sometimes the best  answer."

"Live a good and honorable life, then when  you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second  time."

"Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't  bothering you none."

"Timing has a lot to do with  the outcome of a rain dance."

"If you find yourself  in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'." 

"Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. 

"The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have  to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'." 

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

"Good  judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from  bad judgment."

"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a  whole lot easier than puttin' it back in."

"If you  get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try  orderin' somebody else's dog around."

The entire current population of earth could fit inside Texas,
and it would still be less crowded than New York City.
"msnNOW.com"

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting
for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped
and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt
was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she

reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this

   would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still
couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
   behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
 
For the second time she attempted the step, and once again,
much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little
smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
more and again was unable to make the step.


About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know
who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would
agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
figured we was friends."
 
In 1952, Armon M. Sweat, Jr., a member of the Texas House of Representatives, was asked about his position on whiskey. What follows is his exact answer (taken from the Political Archives of Texas):

"If you mean whiskey, the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean that evil drink that topples Christian men and women from the pinnacles of righteous and gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, shame, despair, helplessness, and hopelessness, then, my friend, I am opposed to it with every fiber of my being.

However, if by whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the elixir of life, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer, the stimulating sip that puts a little spring in the step of an elderly gentleman on a frosty morning; if you mean that drink that enables man to magnify his joy, and to forget life's great tragedies and heartbreaks and sorrow; if you mean that drink the sale of which pours into Texas treasuries untold millions of dollars each year, that provides tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitifully aged and infirm, to build the finest highways, hospitals, universities, and community colleges in this nation, then my friend, I am absolutely, unequivocally in favor of it.


This is my position, and as always, I refuse to compromise on matters of principle."

For a dramatic view of West Texas, click here.

 

Here are some little known, but very interesting, Texas tidbits.

 
1. Port Arthur to El Paso: 889 miles. Port Arthur to Chicago: 770 miles
 
2. Brownsville to Texline (north of Amarillo ): 956 miles. Texline to Canada : 960 miles
 
3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas
 
4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos , TX July 4, 1883.
 
5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water. Destroyed by Hurricane Ike - 2008!
 
6. The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full-time coach at Rice University in Houston, TX
 
7. Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North America.
 
8. Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America's only remaining flock of whooping cranes.
 
9. Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978.
 
10. The worst natural disaster in US history was in 1900, caused by a hurricane in which over 8,000 lives were lost on Galveston Island.
 
11. The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was " Houston " but the Space Center was actually in Clear Lake City at the time.
 
12. The King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island .
 
13. Tropical Storm Claudette brought a US rainfall record of 43" in 24 hours in and around Alvin in July of 1979.
 
14. Texas is the only state to enter the US by TREATY, (known as the Constitution of 1845 by the Republic of Texas to enter the Union)instead of by annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the same height as the US Flag, and Texas may choose to divide into 5 states.
 
15. A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old.
 
16. Caddo Lake is the only natural lake in the state.
 
17. Dr Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period in Dr Pepper.
 
18. Texas has had six capital cities: Washington-on-the Brazos, Harrisburg, Galveston, Velasco, West Columbia and Austin
 
19. The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the US which is taller than the Capitol Building in Washington, DC (by 7 feet).
 
20. The San Jacinto Monument is the tallest free standing monument in the world and it is taller than the Washington Monument.
 
21. The name 'Texas' comes from the Hasini Indian word 'tejas' meaning "friends". Tejas is NOT Spanish for Texas
 
22. The State Mascot is the Armadillo. An interesting bit of trivia about the armadillo is they always have four babies. They have one egg, which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females.
 
23. The first domed stadium in the US was the Astrodome in Houston
 
24. The Beck family ranch land grant is one days ride by horse (25 miles) in each direction from the headquarters.
 
25. The name of the XIT ranch in Dalhart Texas stands for "ten in texas". That means 10 counties in Texas !
 
 
Cowboy Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Farlie, Texas :
 
(1) Just one God.
 
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
 
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
 
(4) Git yourself to church meeting.
 
(5) Put nothin' before God.
 
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
 
(7) No killin'.
 
(8) Watch yer mouth.
 
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
 
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
 
Did y'all git all that?
 
 
Our Liberty is insured by 4 Boxes!
The Ballot Box.
The Jury Box.
The Soap Box.
The Cartridge Box.

Not many of us remember Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known and one of the great humorists of all time.  He also famously said (during the great depression) "We are the only nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile," and "Legislatures are kind of like animals in a zoo.  You can't do anything about them.  All you can do is stand there and watch them."

Will said - "Never squat while wearing your spurs"
 

"Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco"
 
"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day"
 
"There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
Neither works."
 
"Never miss a good chance to shut up"
 
"Always drink upstream from the herd"
 
"If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging"
 
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back into your pocket"
 
"There are three kinds of men:
       The ones that learn by reading.
       The few who learn by observation.
       The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves."
 
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment"
 
"If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there"
 
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back"
 
"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut."

 

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
 
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
 
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
 
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.
 
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
 
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
 
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it's such a nice change from being young.
 
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
 
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
 
Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,
it was called witchcraft.
Today it's called golf.
 
And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old

Copper Wire Story
After having dug to a depth of 100 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the  conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
 

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 200 feet and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California

archaeologists' discovery of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."
 
One week later, A local newspaper in Texas reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 300 feet in his pasture near Lubbock, TX, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he

found absolutely  nothing.  Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless."
 
Just makes you proud to live in (or be from) Texas, doesn't it?
Bar Stool Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten
comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something
like this:


The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you
are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your
daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the
first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But
what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide
the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share'? They realized
that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from
everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being
paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to
reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work
out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four
continued to drink for free.

But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
"I only got a dollar out of the $20, "declared the sixth man. He
pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too.
It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!"
"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back
when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get
anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat
down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they
discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between
all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how
our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit
from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and
they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking
overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics
University of Georgia

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not
understand, no explanation is possible.

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.  

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked 
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
 





'Couple of minutes ago.'

Here are some fun things that
 you might only see in
TexHAs

Hog Holster

A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. 
Guy hands the cop his driver's license,
insurance verification, and his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your concealed weapon permit.  Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. 
There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. 
And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says.  "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun.  That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."

Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail.
It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's,
best friend's, son-in-law's cousin.
Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard
and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day around a curve.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers
and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone.
They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot

Why Texas Electricians are so expensive

A Energy lineman in Zapata came across this the other day while checking a meter.  

The bullsnake had climbed up through the knockout hole and was after a mouse.  

Radar - Texas Style

Texas Riding Lawnmower

Cowboy Stretch Limo

Mom Saves Child

Texas Border Patrol

TEXAS HAS IT ALL

Feeling a little Down? - Why not Visit

Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , Texas 76073
Rainbow , Texas 76077
Sweet Home , Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?

Sun City , Texas 78628
Sunrise , Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunny Side , Texas 77423

Want something to eat?

Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice , Texas 75155
Pearland , Texas 77581
Orange , Texas 77630
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556

Why travel to other states?
Texas has them all!
Detroit , Texas 75436
Cleveland , Texas 75436
Colorado City , Texas 79512
Denver City , Texas 79323
Klondike , Texas 75448
Nevada , Texas 75173
Memphis , Texas 79245
Miami , Texas 79059
Boston , Texas 75570
Santa Fe , Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861
Reno , Texas 75462
Pasadena , Texas 77506
Columbus , Texas 78934


Feel like traveling outside
The country?
Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Egypt , Texas 77436
Ireland , Texas 76538
Italy , Texas 76538
Turkey , Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London , Texas 75682
Paris , Texas 75460
Palestine , Texas 75801

No need to travel to Washington D.C.

Whitehouse , Texas 75791 

We have a city named after our state
Texas City, Texas 77590

Exhausted?

Energy , Texas 76452

Pep , Texas 79353


Cold?

Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas


Like to read about History?

Santa Anna , Texas
Goliad , Texas
Alamo , Texas
Gun Barrel City , Texas
Robert Lee , Texas

Need Office Supplies?

Staples, Texas 78670


Want to go into outer space?

Venus , Texas 76084
Mars , Texas 79062

Or return to our planet! 
Earth , Texas 79031


You guessed it. It's on the state line.

Texline , Texas 79087

For the kids..
..
Kermit , Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo , Texas 76070
Tarzan , Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665
Sylvester , Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas

 To make you smile...
Frognot , Texas 75424
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Hogeye , Texas 75423
Cactus , Texas 79013
Notrees , Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest , Texas 76886
Kickapoo , Texas 75763
Dime Box , Texas 77853
Old Dime Box , Texas 77853
Telephone , Texas 75488
Telegraph , Texas 76883
Whiteface , Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least, the

Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore , Texas 75662

And our favorites....

Cut n Shoot, Texas
Gun Barrell City , Texas
Hoop And Holler, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas and, of course,
Muleshoe , Texas

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
folks from Texas ...

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Texas;

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number,
you may live in Texas;

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend,
you may live in Texas;

If you measure distance in hours,
you may live in Texas;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
you may live in Texas;

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked,
you may live in Texas;

If you carry jumper cables in your car
and your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Texas;

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80
and everybody's passing you,
you may live in Texas;

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,
you may live in Texas;

If you actually understand these jokes,
and share them with all your Texas friends,
you definitely live in Texas...


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